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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 08:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

What are some good inspirational movies?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

No, not a chance

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Then came..

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?